I can’t stop laughing because I just remembered how I left “become Expert” on my Professor’s evaluation. Like honestly, what is she going to do with that?

I know it’s not a TMI Tuesday… that would’ve been yesterday. But if you want to do like a tit-for-tat type deal where you go in my inbox (anon or not) and tell me something gross, I will totally tell you something that relates to my life that is grosser.

robsomerock:

I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’ I’m grillin’ nothin’

(via notxam)

voldey:

I really hope nobody gets tired of these pokemon fusions because these artists are doing a damn good job of making these things look really fucking cool.

I absolutely LOVE them. If you think you are ruining my dash by posting them, think again

Something smells like paint and I keep hearing car doors opening and shutting. Is someone stealing my car?

doctorwhodoctorstu:

pleatedjeans:

jelly vampire

Pretty much.

(via egglets)

I just helped my mom go to sleep through guided meditation. Oh man. I feel so great. Like I really helped her to calm down and relax. I can’t believe how much of a difference something so little like meditation can be so helpful.

*Lemongrab scream for an hour*